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Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.
The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
Skeet Beat by Harrison M. November 8, 2008

Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face
During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat
Skeet Beat by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation
Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*
Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Meat, Beat & Skeet 

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...
Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
Meat, Beat & Skeet by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Beat Skeet and Delete 

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave
Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

beat skeet 

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.
Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!
beat skeet by Tyresius February 29, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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