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skanky ranks 

or the many levels of skank-dom.
starting as a skimpy skank an enterpriseing young skank can move up threw the varrious skanky ranks untill she is a full on gutter whore pirat slut of a skank. some even go so high up these skanky ranks they become sorrority girls!
man i knew her when she was just a simple cock sucking slut, but she sure did climb those skanky ranks, shes a real coke whore now!
skanky ranks by the fixxer April 25, 2009

ranky-skank

a funky mixture of a real ranky ass bitch and a skanky whore monger. A.K.A. - Your last girlfriend.
Dude, I totally got wasted and spadged on that ranky-skank.
ranky-skank by fuck u, terrorists October 2, 2004

Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky 

a Dirty Old NASTY Crusty Musty Hairy Used Booty.
YO DADDY's BOOTY! its Ranky Stanky Hanky Panky

Skank Rank 

Description of a woman with rather atrocious tattoos. Typically containing stars, hearts, or flowers. May also be a Tramp Stamp. Typically a scale of 1-5 given the number of violating items in the tattoo.
"You see the tramp stamp on that whore?"
"Yeah, theres at least 5 stars in that skank rank."
Skank Rank by Symbolism July 5, 2009

mank-jank-skank-rank-gank 

A scale for just how bad something is, where:-

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank
The mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale summed it up nicely.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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