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shank eyes 

That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.
April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.
shank eyes by Kma815 May 18, 2010

Skankees 

Skankees - (1)The REAL name for the NY Yankees (2)A nickname for the gayest baseball team in the AL
Will likes the Skankees over the Red Sox.
Skankees by Nickolaii October 27, 2005

Skankees 

NY Yankee fans who wear team apparel,such as hats and jerseys,for long periods of time. They wear their teams gear even though it is filthy and smelly.
"Oh hey Jerry,i can smell that you are wearing your Skankees hat today even though i am blind."

"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
Skankees by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010

Skankees Hats 

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.
Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"
Skankees Hats by nottaskank August 11, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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