Sizzuhs Share definition Flag The incorrect spelling and pronunciation of scissors, said by Doc Roe from Band of Brothers and probably people from Louisiana. Doc: You got any sizzuhs there? Guy: What? Doc: Sizzuhs. You got any? Guy: SAY IT RIGHT AND I MIGHT ANSWER. Sizzuhs by MAD Peee May 21, 2009 Get the Sizzuhs mug.