Sir Glancelot 

Somebody who has a major staring problem.

"I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but it's kind of hard to because of Sir Glancelot over there."

Sir Glancelot by TheTwistedFalcon March 11, 2019

Sir Lancelot 

According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.

Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!

Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?

Guinevere:Oh that he is.

Sir Lancelot by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012

Sir Lancelot 

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

Sir Lancelot by Kruzy McJ December 30, 2014

Sir Lancelot 

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

Sir Lancelot by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

The Sir Lancelot 

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

The Sir Lancelot by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

Sir Lancelot 

When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude

John Holmes just got a prince albert!
(A Sir Lancelot)

Sir Lancelot by Anne Hartigan April 16, 2009

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Sir lancelot 🐺🐺 by F1nfiniti March 15, 2026