Singles Day 

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

Singles Day by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

Singles day 

We heard of happy national girlfriends day and happy national boyfriends day. But, now it’s time for Happy National Singles Day. If you single dis yo time to shine sweetie!!!

Becky: He Rhianna it’s National Singles Day. Rhianna: Aww yaayyyy finally cuz I been single for a brick it’s time for my stupid self to celebrate

Singles day by The.Boss.Diva October 7, 2019

Singles Day 

A day when Alibaba goes crazy and gives 1000 people free stuff

It's Singles Day! 100% discount on humans guaranteed

Singles Day by terribledictionary November 11, 2019

National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th

Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”

National Singles day by Rinnie! January 21, 2023

singles awareness day 

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.

I hate Singles Awareness Day.

singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

National Singles Awareness Day 

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

National Singles Awareness Day by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

singles awareness day 

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.

Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

singles awareness day by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009