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Simpinitus 

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
Simpinitus by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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Sigtinius 

One of the most skilled Arcanists players on FunOrb.
Sigtinius was the second person to attain Arch Mage legitimately after X Levante X.
Nobody can defeat Sigtinius when he tries.
I don't want to fight you rated, you're way too good
Sigtinius you're a hacker (from Psa)
Sigtinius is far too skilled, i'd rather not rated you.
Sigtinius by Mod Korpz January 13, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026