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Simpinitus 

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
Simpinitus by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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Sigtinius 

One of the most skilled Arcanists players on FunOrb.
Sigtinius was the second person to attain Arch Mage legitimately after X Levante X.
Nobody can defeat Sigtinius when he tries.
I don't want to fight you rated, you're way too good
Sigtinius you're a hacker (from Psa)
Sigtinius is far too skilled, i'd rather not rated you.
Sigtinius by Mod Korpz January 13, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026