A simp is someone who is submissive to their gf/crush. They do unnecessary tasks for women and waste money on girls for nothing in return. Simp Nation is the collective of all simps. Do not become a part of Simp Nation and helps bro's who might be succumbing to Simp Nation!
Joey: I started doing my crushes homework for her. When do you think she will ask me out?!
A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping
OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.