Simp Syndrome 

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

Simp Syndrome by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

Simp syndrome 

The state of simping in an extreme case.

Symptoms include:
-a feeling of nausea or physical vomiting due to excitement over a person
-getting sexually aroused by the sight of ones face

She definitely has simp syndrome, did you see what she said about him?

“Guys since he text me I haven’t been able to eat”

Simp syndrome by jammmaj December 18, 2020

Simp Syndrome Disorder 

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "

Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.

Simp Syndrome Disorder by LongLiveJubo April 15, 2021

Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) 

When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.

"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"

Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) by yoobster('') October 15, 2022