Simon Says... 

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

Simon Says... by Simon11 February 2, 2013

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

Simon Says 

An NCT 127 song with glorious lines you can quote daily

"Flap floop doop"

"iM GOD"

"fLipPin"

"Bless me achOooo"

"Sɪᴍᴏɴ sᴀʏs ᴜʀɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀʀʀ"

"Simon Says uRiN rEal vIbE kIllAaA"

"ₘₐₗ ᵐᵃˡ ᴹᴬᴸ ᴍᴀʟ MAL"

Simon Says by •°cindy°• January 18, 2019

Simon Says 

Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.

Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".

Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.

Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!

Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.

Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.

Simon Says by HEX1NER August 9, 2012

Simon says 

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

Simon says by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005

Simon says 

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

Simon says by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

Simon Says 

The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.

Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.

Simon Says by Gevoboi June 17, 2018