Shy Asshole
Shy Asshole by lockenload23 July 11, 2016
Words you can keep
Shy/Asshole Confusion
Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
Related Words
shy asshole syndrome
When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.
Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.
I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.
Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.
Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
shy asshole syndrome by Mad Malc March 6, 2014
Shaasshole
derogatory word used to describe of Shaant Hacikyan, lead singer of Cute Is What We Aim For, as he is often an asshole who treats people like shit and hits on 14 year old girls. A word had to be created to describe the level of his supreme douche-i-tude.
the term also may be used to describe someone as the biggest asshole possible, even if they are not Shaant.
the term also may be used to describe someone as the biggest asshole possible, even if they are not Shaant.
Bobby: FUCK YOU!
Tommy: Dude, don't be such a Shaasshole.
Kid: "HEY SHAANT! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!"
SHAANT: "hah. Keep walking."
Kid: What a fucking Shaasshole.
*QUOTED BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Tommy: Dude, don't be such a Shaasshole.
Kid: "HEY SHAANT! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!"
SHAANT: "hah. Keep walking."
Kid: What a fucking Shaasshole.
*QUOTED BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Shaasshole by berenika December 3, 2006
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!