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Shuttle Docking 

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

shuttle docking 

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.
Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.
shuttle docking by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

shuttlecocking 

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom
Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.
shuttlecocking by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

shuttlecock 

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.
Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.
shuttlecock by Nichole~ June 6, 2005

shuttlecock 

The Bidie played with in the game badminton.,..The greatest pun for T-shirts ever made! and your teacher/ principal cant ban it cuz it refers to a sport!
Suck my shuttlecock!
I love Shuttlecocks
shuttlecock by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005

Shuttlecock 

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.
My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.
Shuttlecock by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008