Professor_Z's definitions

shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

buoys

a woman’s breasts as they bob up and down in the water, often serving as a man’s navigation mark for mooring

As the water ripples gently set the buoys in motion, the men sighted salvation and roared, “Ahoy!”

by Professor_Z October 21, 2020

salty

somewhere between sour and bitter.

Salty food. Salty drink. Salty soldier.
"Is this salty, or is it just me?"

by Professor_Z May 19, 2020

cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023