when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it
friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"
An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?
I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.