Taken from the hit sitcom "Family Guy," this phrase can be said to anybody who either kills a joke, makes an uncalled for comment, or otherwise just needs to be ridiculed spontaneously.
Steve: "I think that octoberfest might be the best beer ever."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'