shuke

To shuke is to take a shit and puke simultaneously, therefore leaving a disgusting pile underneath yourself.

James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.

by Newt May 27, 2004

shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

by big red bear 16 May 5, 2009

Shuke

(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.

The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.

I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.

by JeepSkot October 2, 2006

shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

by byrned December 18, 2008

Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.

After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.

by jonnywells February 20, 2010

Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010

shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

by MattyFu February 13, 2010