shuke

A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.

"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"

by FBG September 13, 2004

Shuke

to vomit and shit at the same time.

when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.

by STAR December 19, 2012

shuking

shitting and puking at the same time (from Dart)

Mit got food poisoning from that diner and he was shuking all night.

by Saa March 28, 2005

shuke

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

by Jason Patire August 29, 2007

Shuke Shukes

A word normally referring to nothing in particuler, but you have no name for it. It can mean anything from a noun to a verb to an adjective. Another form of the word is Shuker (pronounced shoe-ker)

Whats up shuke shukes?!

by Crazy Lightning March 5, 2010

shuke

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)

by jschooly February 25, 2010

Shuke

When you shit and pukeat the same time

Man, I shouldn't have eaten that week old pizza, I shuked for three hours!

by Omniomega24 February 11, 2016