The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
by jiujitsujack August 08, 2009

by Sammy Ferguson September 20, 2004

by SM3393 January 09, 2009

Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.
by Piotr Nowicki June 27, 2007

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.
by JeStKa October 23, 2010

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.
by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006
