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show face 

the need to boastfully update one's facebook status for the purpose of informing those within their social network of their current activities, whereabouts, successes, casual and sexual affairs, opinions, interests, moods, and social connections. mostly via text, pictures, web site links and video clips. usually posted in real-time for maximum effect.
guy 1: "dude, SHOTS!"

guy 2: "hold on dude, I haven't updated my facebook in like two hours. let's take a pic first and show face."

guy 1: "word, jamie and lynn totally dissed us for that loser todd. make sure the hot bartender is behind us."
show face by phalon August 2, 2009

show-face 

to make an appearance, maybe to an event, party, club, get-together etc, that you don't want to be your final destination.
Yeah I'm going to hit up a couple spots tonight but i have to at least show-face at May's party.

Nando: "I'm having this event tonight you wanna come out?"
Lisa: "Yeah, i may show-face, it depends on what's going on, ya dig?"
Nando: "I dig"
show-face by -=DieseL=- March 6, 2008

show us your face

A phrase for intimidate someone to say his real personality
show us your face by luli.fr July 16, 2015

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026