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Short People Day 

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5
Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day
Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021
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Short people day 

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!
Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

Short People Day 

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!
Short People Day by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 56” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

National Stomp on Short People Day 

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 55” or shorter with no repercussions.
“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day
“AHH”
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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