Short People Day
Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5
Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021
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Short people day
October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!
Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....
Short people day by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019
Short People Day
Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Short People Day by Qualex6 September 22, 2022
National throw short people day
National throw short people day by Pug? October 6, 2021
National Stomp on Short People Day
October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
National Stomp on Short People Day by thlying October 22, 2020
National throw short people day
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021
National Throw Short People Day
On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.
National Throw Short People Day by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022
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