shoink

To pirate, plunder or pilfer any item that you please. It works best when the person who you happen to be taking this object from is unaware of your presence or your intentions.

*Better watch out or I might shoink your big screen T.V..

by LoLa October 31, 2004

Shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

You just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

Shoink

Something very cool

“He’s cool like Shoink for real”

by Cristmus January 05, 2023

shoinks

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!

hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!

by natalie July 15, 2003

Shoinked

Referring to a person losing body fat while also retaining muscle

I’m getting shoinked this winter after she dumped me.

by KINGKJ753 December 29, 2023

shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

Shoink

Shoink means whatever you want your girl slapped you shoink you teacher needs cpr shoink

Yo did you about the teacher who died SHOINK

by Trainwreck2829 April 17, 2018