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Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.
::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...
Shoes Rule by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2006
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Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.
Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.
Shoes rule by Ellae April 29, 2011

shoe rule 

When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
shoe rule by victoriaaaaaa September 13, 2008

Rule of Shoe 

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
Rule of Shoe by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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