A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
by Clemens October 28, 2019
online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes
by Sam 3333333 May 27, 2021