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Shmirnology (n): 1. A lifestyle involving an unnecessarily high consumption of food, constant laziness, excessive messiness, and bad hairstyles.

2. A way of life.
Person 1: What did your induction letter to Shmirnology say?
Person 2: It said "Eat some burgers, eat some donuts. Welcome to Shmirnology. Now Take us to Wendy's."
by Shmoods and Shmairns September 27, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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