Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

shming

1. To fill in those awkward awkward silences
2. To express happiness
3. Another word for "snap!"
4. A great word to say when drunk/high/generally smashed.

Could possibly be a verb...

"What the hell does shming mean?"
"Who cares. Shming!"

by Bel October 11, 2005

the shmings

four rats that are constantly drunk and cannot be trusted when they’re together

“going to get pissed with the shmings tonight!”

by shmingy ee eee April 25, 2020

shming

Shming, shminging, shminged

1. An alternative for cursing
2. An amusing replacement for any swear word, or any Word to express emotion

"You little shming", "you're such a shming bag!",

"I'm so shminging happy"

by grabbelsdorf March 27, 2015

Shminging

combination of the words shocking and minging. Often used if something is so appalling that you don't even know how to describe it.

"Her thong is hanging out and she's surrounded by all those boys." "Ugh, she's shminging"

"He was really drunk, yelling, and stumbling everywhere, his behaviour was absolutely shminging"

by BooBooKitty June 7, 2013