Definitions by Kweentoos

Jacksucksatlife 

The guy that humped a plant

P1:"yo, do you know Jacksucksatlife?"
P2: "oh, yeah, the guy that humps stuff"

Jacksucksatlife by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

5 second rule 

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

5 second rule by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

Oxygen 

You must be an idiot if you're looking up the meaning of oxygen, out of all things.

People who look up the meaning of the word oxygen have an IQ of -10

Oxygen by Kweentoos May 28, 2023

Avocado 

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of an avocado you idiot. If you're looking this up, you have a one millimeter defeater, STEVE.

Me: Avocados are fucking disgusting.
Millennials: DIE, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.

Avocado by Kweentoos May 28, 2023

brainge 

A cringe memory that you can't get out of your brain. You usually experience brainges at night while you're trying to sleep. Experiencing a brainge causes sleep deprivation because your brain can't shut up about this cringe memory.

Person A: I literally couldn't sleep because of an extreme brainge
Person B: F in the chat
Person C: F
Person D: F
Person E: F
Person F: F

brainge by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

shming-ming 

killing or harming someone. used in a joking manner. can be used as "shming-minging" someone.

P1: If you go away I will shming-ming you.
P2: Noo,haha

shming-ming by Kweentoos April 1, 2023