Definitions by caffeinesoul

shmeilofye

an arabian oil used to clean camels that is often rubbed on boobs after they have been groomed

'yo fat bitch, u groomed ure boobs yet? yea? lets get the shmeilofye out then!!! SHMEILOFYE!!!'

penis, phallus, knob, willy, dick, cock, shmeegal/shmeagel etc

'suck my doom stick til it SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! mayonaise in yo mouth-then savour the saltyness'