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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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A Shmaider is an extremely sexy living object, usually around the height of 6"3 with brown curly hair. It is fairly rare to find a Shmaider in the wild, but if you get to close it will mog you. Be careful!
Heerrreee's Shmaider
shmaider by Shmaider July 12, 2022

Somalidiid 

A nickname of the Jeegaan. Such Jeegaanists also have other epithets such as s-lander, Darwiishphobes, SNM-fanbase, beesha was-sheikh-Isaaq-an-arab?, dabadhilifka Queen Elizabeth, and historically, iidoor.
He's a Somalidiid.
Somalidiid by readyforthemoon55 August 22, 2019
A very cool guy, preferably a half a foot tall cyan fella.
"The shmaligi was very joyous."
shmaligi by postmantaco April 21, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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