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The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.
Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!
Shlunk by Roy Muntz January 13, 2009
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A moron, a fool or jackass.
"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."
shlunk by osage December 31, 2007
1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.
Ex. The man shlunked the knife at his apposer's head.
Shlunk by Supersaucymeme April 2, 2021
The word for when you don't know what other word to say during a sentence.
I'm glad you understood my shlunk since it was so random.
Shlunk by NotBeaGolddd June 1, 2023
giant pile of snow, dirt, cigarette butts, urine, salt, trash, dog poo, used condoms and other gutter detritus that refuses to melt. Can be cured to the hardness of concrete with a light rain. Typically found on sidewalks and blocking pathways, forcing pedestrians to risk life and limb by walking in the ding-dang street.
For the love of god, look at all this fucking shlunk on the sidewalk. Disgusting!
shlunk by boboze March 30, 2015
that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.
dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.
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