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Shitty Food 

Food that looks the same from when you eat it, to when it comes out your anus, in the form of poop logs
Fag: Wow dude! Are you hungry? I just produced some shitty food, there's some corn in there, I left it in the bowl if you want it.

Other Fag: Nah bru, I stopped eating that crap years ago.
Shitty Food by Cap'n McGrittle August 14, 2011

Shitty food 

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!
I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now
Shitty food by D-Jesus September 5, 2015