Shitfoil hat

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Designed and engineered by Gabe Newelll it was designed to protect the user from microwaves that are being emitted from the HAARP transmitter and chemtrails that are rampant in the air it will also protect from drones and this prick Obama who is running the country this crack smoking faggot Obama who is trying to run our country into the ground the Shitfoil hat will protect the user and the rest of the Valve fan base if you don't wear you will become apart of the zombie civilization.

He will buy a Shitfoil hat

Shitfoil hat by gapeing October 3, 2019

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Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

Shit foil hat by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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