Shitfoil hat 

Designed and engineered by Gabe Newelll it was designed to protect the user from microwaves that are being emitted from the HAARP transmitter and chemtrails that are rampant in the air it will also protect from drones and this prick Obama who is running the country this crack smoking faggot Obama who is trying to run our country into the ground the Shitfoil hat will protect the user and the rest of the Valve fan base if you don't wear you will become apart of the zombie civilization.

He will buy a Shitfoil hat

Shitfoil hat by gapeing October 3, 2019

Shit foil hat 

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

Shit foil hat by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022