shites

The post-Saves dregs of a cigarette indicated by the lettering just before the filter. Recipients of 'shites' may expect 2 to 3 pulls before necessarily having to stub the cigarette out. 'Shites' entails an increased risk of burning one's fingers and/or lips when compared to, for example, Saves. Those who ask for 'Shites' are generally disrespected and/or ignored and perhaps insulted.

"Giz' shites off that!"
"Shites? Shites?"

"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"

by cdsmith September 19, 2006

shites

british slang for shit

Oh shites!!!What was that for?!?

by fernando November 22, 2004

Shites

A group of high school students most commonly found in southwest pa

The daily coversations of shites

Shite 1: What are ya doing over shite?

Shite 2: Aww nothin shite

Shite 1: I hear ya

by Shite 69 October 28, 2011

wild shites

Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.

Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.

by Jobsagoodun September 8, 2006

Oli Shites

Fairly unoriginal but extremely fitting nickname for the twattish lead singer of excuse for a band Bring Me The Horizon. Known to frequently piss on and bottle girls who dont want to have sex with him. Avoid at all costs.

do you know what that twat oli skyes should have been called? oli shites...

by adsgsd May 28, 2008

Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.

Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.

by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018