lp

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

get the lp so we can roll a fat one

by Fernando April 26, 2005

regular polygon

it is a closed figure with regular sides (same length)

a square is a polygon

by Fernando January 27, 2004

Safety-deposit box

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

by Fernando September 16, 2004

monster mash

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.

Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.

by Fernando November 16, 2004

nada

it means nothing in most languages derived from latin

a: what's new?
b: nada...

by Fernando January 27, 2004

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

Bonikis

money, dollar bill.

Hey, let me borrow 10 bonikis.

by Fernando May 29, 2004