Shite stones 

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

Shite stones by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

Stone Shit Storm 

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

Stone Shit Storm by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020

Stone age shit

When someone show's a unfunny meme that should've died ages ago, Normally some examples is 9 + 10, deez nuts, momo challenge, ugandan knuckles, dab, sanic and more. Normally it's highly unfunny that you wonder what age they're in, But stone age is probably where they are living in right now.

Mike: Shows Ugandan Knuckles Pic
Benny: Na don't post that, that is some stone age shit bro.

Stone age shit by 󠀀 March 4, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004