1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.
2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."
2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."
2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
by sd_rick February 17, 2011
by steve1979 July 16, 2006
When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.
by Ozzysnack May 4, 2011
Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.
by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004
When your dick smells like shit.
by stonethechildren May 13, 2003
1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}
by Reesezizow July 7, 2005
by The Squid March 20, 2003