Shitballs is a word for an attention whoring idiot. It will constantly do its best to prove its gender on the internet, without actually providing proof. A shitballs is very likely to be found in chatrooms, linking her facebook pictures, and poorly attempting to troll users of actual worth.
"Shitballs laughed and posted her kawaii cat picture to the chatroom. Ah! My cleavage is showing! Don't hit on me, silly boys!"
"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"
"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."
"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"
"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."
by Babbytube August 23, 2012
A typical Father/Male. Meaning: complete assholes. They are total jerks, fags that like to wank themselves at night, moaning to the sound of a grandmas sleeping. They love to make their kids unhappy, suicidal, and just plain ashamed of their own fathers. They pillow boys. They have no dick, because they are homos'.
"Look at that Shitball over there, he thinks that nobody sees him pissing behind that tree."
"DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a Shitball."
"DAMN! He has no penis! Thats what you call a Shitball."
by CheySteph June 12, 2009
Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.
by max lin November 8, 2003
by thesexyman123 July 17, 2011
by Brent April 1, 2005
A virus so serious that cannot be removed. (Even the FBI and M15 cannot identify what the offending letters stand for.) It will send you spam messages of porn, and popups of naked men, women, and children will frequently appear and invade your computer screen.
by ren preston November 20, 2008
Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
by Lolita & Herb March 17, 2007