Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
by DreamingSpires August 24, 2004
by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire October 24, 2008
A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.
me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"
Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"
Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"
by DUNDUN128128 July 3, 2010
your such an asshole shit cock
by Poopy Whoopy March 20, 2023
A city native to Wyoming. A small inbred town that has a religious cult following even dumber than FSM known as "CockRammingGoblins" where there is no such thing as bathing and everyone and their mother (no pun intended) has anal sex...there for having a shitty cock...thus making a city full of shitcocks.
Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"
Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"
Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"
by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009
1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.
1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."
by Steim_Time March 18, 2009
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"
by superman :] October 18, 2008