A very good name for that guy in the pub you ll meet sometimes, late in the night towards close. He ll be the one who responds without humour to a friendly "Whassup Dawg?". He may in fact query "what kind of of dog am I then, maaaate?". He may in fact ask you that same question, many, many times.......He may follow you around, constantly trying to find out what kind of dog he in fact is. He ll stand very close, and speak very loudly.
The best course to take, is to pause, even take a few days to consider his query.
After the opportunity has completely passed, use the sample answer below, earning months of future derision from your so-called friends.
The best course to take, is to pause, even take a few days to consider his query.
After the opportunity has completely passed, use the sample answer below, earning months of future derision from your so-called friends.
by Cassy1234 August 09, 2006
Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out
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by David September 02, 2003
A derogatory expression directed toward an object or living thing. In reference to a dog who eats its own vomit and/or excrement.
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