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Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
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Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013
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Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed
Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)
by SlopNChop March 4, 2019
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