Shit sticks 

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks

My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.

Shit sticks by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017

shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.

1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!

shit sticks to the lion by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Rigid Shit Sticks 

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

Rigid Shit Sticks by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

Shit and sticks 

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality

Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks

Shit and sticks by dum bo August 16, 2022

Shit stick 

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

Shit stick by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009

Shit Stick 

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

Shit Stick by grouchodude July 4, 2006

shit stick 

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

shit stick by r October 3, 2004