Designed and engineered by Gabe Newelll it was designed to protect the user from microwaves that are being emitted from the HAARP transmitter and chemtrails that are rampant in the air it will also protect from drones and this prick Obama who is running the country this crack smoking faggot Obama who is trying to run our country into the ground the Shitfoil hat will protect the user and the rest of the Valve fan base if you don't wear you will become apart of the zombie civilization.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!