Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007

shit apple

Some one who is being annoying or you dont like very much

"shut up, your a shit apple"

by Nikkuh January 4, 2006

apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

by saveriox March 4, 2007

(shit and apple butter)

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.

Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce

Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.

by scarletrat June 2, 2007

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019