shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

shit and shower

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.

by Alen A. June 16, 2004

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

shit and shower

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.

In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"

by Aliencj July 3, 2006

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017