Definitions by Aliencj

shit and shower 

When a fat person can't reach they're ass and decides that showering would be a good alternative to wiping ones ass.

In Black slang: "that lady is so fat i bet she shit and shower"

shit and shower by Aliencj July 3, 2006

flatuates 

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

flatuates by aliencj June 30, 2006