Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

shit a witch

also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit

Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!

Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!

by broskiiomlet September 30, 2009