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Shit Whisperer 

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
Shit Whisperer by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012

Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
Shit Whisper by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004

Shit whisper

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"
Shit whisper by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass
Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!
Shit Whisper by Biggies September 4, 2014

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"
Shit whisper by possumous January 10, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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