Shit Whacked 

The expression someone has on their face when surprised,astonished,or just plain stupid.This expression resembles the look as if that person was smacked in the face with a large log of shit on a stick.

Matt: I don't act like i'm cool because all I want to do is smoke and drink.

Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.

Shit Whacked by Jackovasaurus October 16, 2008

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

shitwhacked 

the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.

Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked

shitwhacked by Swade September 28, 2006

shitwhacked 

Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop

"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"

shitwhacked by 2.0 December 3, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004