shit turd

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

by bob michallison January 02, 2005

Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

shit turd

a slur for black people in australia

look at that stupid shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023