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shit sock 

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
shit sock by mikey81p November 17, 2020

Shit sock 

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.
That guy deserves a shit sock.
Shit sock by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Alabama shit sock 

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

California shit sock 

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”
California shit sock by Steve mast November 22, 2024

sock shit 

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again
sock shit by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

Shit in a sock 

Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
Shit in a sock by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015